BleedInk

Hello! I'm Aly. My site:
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“I like when my bed smells like me because then it smells like the best thing in the world”

—   My brother

anogoodrabblerouser:

The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.

The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.

Strange old world we live in.

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officialfrenchtoast:

budacub:

collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut
And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

TOTALLY DISCREET

officialfrenchtoast:

budacub:

collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut

And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

TOTALLY DISCREET

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louigan:

radicalpopsicle:

my mom went to college with the guy who plays bob on bob’s burgers, and her friend had a huge crush on him so they broke into his room and he got really really mad and was like pounding on the door and shit so they climbed out the window, and he called campus police and when they opened the door no one was there and they thought he was crazy

this is beautiful

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sexentes:

Bob’s Burgers 3x03

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gilbertbielschmidt:

i was joking but then i checked and i—-

(via hunterofwesteros)

meta18:

Australian Opals from Planet Opal

these are dragon eggs

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fimbul-vetr:

"Tangled" concept art by Paul Felix (x)

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